Status Updates From Aftershock: One Man's Quest...

And that is why I'll never climb a mountain, I abhor the cold (which is ironic since I live in a place where its winter 6-7 months of the year) and literally become the abominable snow-woman when faced with cold. I sleep with a heated blanket and 3 fur blankets until April people, it's not happening.

Having a friend like Fred is like having that one best friend who will not only shove you off a cliff but they'll laugh at you while they do it. So basically it's me with my bff cause I've done some evil shit to her and she'll have a better survival rate in life because of me. You're welcome.