Status Updates From True North: Wo auch immer d...

The only thing I can think during this s** scene is - mosquitos and splinters. It’s July! At night! Outdoors!

It was completely unnecessary for the author to describe the death of the farm pig even if to demonstrate that an aspiring chef would make a good farmer wife, which I presume was the point. So a big FU to this author whom I’ve otherwise really liked up until now. A before and after would have sufficed.

Ive never thought about apples so much in my life

It's Vermont. They're ALL back roads.