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Jordan
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This narrator makes everything sound like an annoying millennial
— Mar 06, 2026 07:47AM
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Jordan
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A girl with the nickname anarchy Amie about to use a “stainless steel buttplug and glass dildo” thankfully we know the materials!
— Mar 05, 2026 06:38AM
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Jordan
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Wait suddenly AMALIE is a makeup influencer?
Hahahaha this is so fucking hilarious I’m crying
— Mar 05, 2026 06:37AM
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Hahahaha this is so fucking hilarious I’m crying
Jordan
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A Jacob Morgan audio but GODDAMNIT why do people hire Muffy Newtown to narrate she’s fucking awfullllllllll
— Mar 03, 2026 08:19AM
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Angel Flack
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Took long enough to confide in your best friend
— Feb 22, 2026 11:05AM
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Angel Flack
is 60% done
Trying to blackmail/manipulate….. go dick up in Brittney no one else cares.
Who cares about public image and just be together already! Y’all are obviously meant to be and are perfect together.
I wanna be desired.
— Feb 20, 2026 04:00PM
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Who cares about public image and just be together already! Y’all are obviously meant to be and are perfect together.
I wanna be desired.
Angel Flack
is 41% done
“I hope your dick is broken forever (while flipping double bird)” you go girl. Gosh he was disgusting of a man
Your drunk self tho….. not a fan too much for me
— Feb 19, 2026 04:28PM
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Your drunk self tho….. not a fan too much for me
Angel Flack
is 19% done
Well that all happened fast. I thought from the description that it was gonna be her cheating on him and wasn’t sure how it was gonna play out. I was surprised to find it was the man’s fault….per usual. He’s disgusting.
Girl…. You’re an icon.
— Feb 17, 2026 04:17PM
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Girl…. You’re an icon.









