Status Updates From Törékeny holmik

The witch has disrobed and spread herself open for the lion

Hmmm I guess Edmund was decapitated, that's fun

He's mentioned her being naked unnecessarily to the plot

Neil Gaiman is a sex predator and I'm only reading one story in this collection, the Problem with Susan, because it is relevant to Narnia and gives an opinion on the situation surrounding Susan and the horrible trauma CS Lewis put her through. It begins with her having a dream of a battle field where she stares at a dead centaurs penis and imagines kissing him, so we're off to a bad start.