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Alhamdamar Mudafiq
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between fair trading and false advertising—between ‘hedgehog-flavoured’ and ‘hedgehog flavour.’
— May 16, 2026 03:33AM
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Alhamdamar Mudafiq
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‘free bananas for schoolchildren!’ we LOVE our animals 🐒
— May 11, 2026 08:40AM
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Alhamdamar Mudafiq
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the defender—the Land Rover. an ‘every man’ thing. liked by farmers to celebrity alike.
— May 09, 2026 09:06PM
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Alhamdamar Mudafiq
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crop circles are messages from aliens (ACCORDING TO A CAT) — only in England… LOL lol 🤣
— May 08, 2026 08:17PM
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Alhamdamar Mudafiq
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swimming and horses—makes me a bit sentimental
— May 08, 2026 08:50AM
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Alhamdamar Mudafiq
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Portugal and Spain are the pioneers, but Captain James Cook!
— May 05, 2026 07:52PM
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Alhamdamar Mudafiq
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jealous for the English who are island people that so tied to its water—from whom also an island people that so demarcated from them water, restricted by by the capital of their greedy silly government.
— May 02, 2026 11:01PM
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Alhamdamar Mudafiq
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Have you ever attended the World Worm Charming Championships? I genuinely thought it was a joke lollol—was it, though?
— May 01, 2026 05:03AM
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