Status Updates From The Monkey's Paw (Oxford Bo...

A light reading, a little snack before bed.

...frantically breathed his third
and last wish.
The knocking ceased suddenly, although the echoes of it were still in the house...and a long loud wail of disappointment and misery
from his wife gave him courage to run down to her side, and then to the gate beyond. The street lamp flickering
opposite shone on a quiet and deserted road.
omg i thought the body would fall at the step LMAO woah yikes.

"For God's sake, don't let it in," cried the old man trembling.

me too bro me too

"Bring him back," cried the old woman, and dragged him toward the door. "Do you think I fear the child I have
nursed?"

*insert yoda: you will...heh...you will.*

Mr. White dropped his wife's hand, and rising to his feet, gazed with a look of horror at his visitor. His dry lips
shaped the words, "How much?"
"Two hundred pounds," was the answer.


NNOOOOO WAAYAYAYAY GET RID OF THAT PAW RN BRO

"I was to say that Maw and Meggins disclaim allresponsibility," continued the other. "They admit no liability at
all, but in consideration of your son's services they wish to present you with a certain sum as compensation."

200 POUNDS FOR A DEAD SON IS CRAZYYY

"She then waited as patiently as her sex would permit,"

ms girl diane whos side are you on you sound like a man trying to write women plsss.

He sat alone in the darkness, gazing at the dying fire, and seeing faces in it. The last face was so horrible and so
simian that he gazed at it in amazement. It got so vivid that, with a little uneasy laugh, he felt on the table for a
glass containing a little water to throw over it. His hand grasped the monkey's paw, and with a little shiver he
wiped his hand on his coat and went up to bed.

nnnananwnwwwNANAWWWW

"I expect you'llfind the cash tied up in a big bag in the middle of your bed," said Herbert, as he bade them
good-night, "and something horrible squatting up on top of the wardrobe watching you as you pocket your ill-gotten gains."

naww that would be enough to scare me.