Status Updates From Such Dark Things

If this ends with Jude and Corinne still together I will riot

So Zoe tried to kill Co?? Hopefully that’s not it? How boring.

Eww, sorry if you like this sort of book but this is fucking nasty.

So this is definitely a erotic thriller and I had no idea

ONE MOMENT???? Bro you’ve literally been seeking this woman out knowing she’s into you??? You’ve been wanting to do something with her??? One moment my ass. Also it’s painfully obvious that history will be repeating itself. Jude a walking red flag.

Another eww. Jude is disgusting. “BUT HES A RED BLOODED MAN, ITS NOT HIS FAULT THAT HE WANTS TO CHEAT AND KEEPS PUTTING HIMSELF IN SITUATIONS TO CHEAT.” My hatred for straight men grows… he literally says “it’s not my fault” every other sentence yet he hasn’t blocked her number and continues to go to where she works. *rolls eyes*

Eww wtf. I hate straight men.