Status Updates From Death Mage (Prof Croft, #4)

But at the service for him, the entire 43rd Precinct showed up, hats off, like he was one of theirs.

Bullshit

“It’s an emo ball,” Arianna explained.

"It cuts itself."

As the most powerful magic-user,

Why is he the most powerful when so many of them are older and training for longer?

“Disfare!” I shouted and drove the blade down. The

This would make a lot more sense if he hadn't already done the exact same thing with zero effect only moments ago

Both lies.

We're they, though?

Tears stood in Marlow’s eyes. For the first time since realizing he was my father, it felt natural to hug him.

Wow. Crazy how detailed and powerful the lich 's whisper magic is. He's completely fooled

Air blasted beneath the glare of landing lights as the chopper set down on the apartment roof. James had agreed



So his magical aura will fry any complex electronics but he decides to ride in a helicopter?

Your funeral

Repeating the syllables silently, I followed James up the ladder.

Jesus Christ. Seriously?

You like her. You’ve got good taste.”

That's the exact opposite of good taste

Talk about a hot ticket.”

Jesus. He needs a up his standards. I wouldn't touch Vega with someone else's dick

I slid the blade through my belt instead and hurried to catch up to Connell and the others.

Wow. Whisper magic is incredibly powerful to go to such lengths to convince the protagonist they're good guys

The Front had actually released me.

If they can make a rotting realm look pristine they can make anything look like freedom

claiming to have purified them of Whisperer magic.

Sounds like something you'll want to throw into a volcano as soon as you get free

I’d given him less credit as a magic-user than he deserved.

No. You gave him exactly what he deserves

We’ll take care of the rest.”

When was the last time you actually took care of anything? I seem to recall the protagonist had to save the entire world a couple times with zero backup from his supposed allies

“Do you still doubt me?” he asked.

Every day you useless idiot