Status Updates From Iliaden

‘“Father Zeus! No other god could be more cruel than you are! I thought that I would punish Paris for his crimes. But now my sword is broken in my hands! I threw my spear away from me in vain! I did not hit him!”

Then he leapt on Paris, and grabbed him by the shaggy horsehair helmet, twisted him round, and started dragging him towards the well-armed Greeks...’

The hypermasculinity is so unintentionally funny to me

I’m a slow reader 🤓

Finally. Plot is back.