Status Updates From Cavern of the Damned (Grant...

I wanna know more! Can't stop reading this!

This is really good already...

The deadpan humor is so damn great.
Also how can a stupid trash horror novel has a more capable woman character than a lot of other way more serious books.

Grant took stock of the group about to engage in self-rescue. Three people with no survival skills, a park ranger, a paleontologist, and an untrustworthy spelunker.
No card drawn could make a poker hand lik that a winner.

*snort* also we already lost one of the group, very good.

I'm having a blast, it's like perfect popcorn movie material, starting with an actual archaeological professor who got roped into a .. uh.. documentary ... of the kind with a big titted blondie, and people blasting old caves open with dynamite while grilling all bats inside and shit. It's hilarious stupid.

Uh oh. Already I can pick the characters who will suffer the same fate as the extras on a Star Trek away mission.