Status Updates From The Monk of Mokha

Fascinating!

Now we're bitching because we chose to ignore the U.S state Department when they told Americans to get out of Yemen immediately and so he's stuck in Yemen and the U.S state department doesn't plan to help him get out.

Oh. If you're essentially smuggling several suitcases of undeclared raw coffee beans into the us from Yemen and are told a) you'll need to go through a usda inspection and b) you'll go through enhanced screening, it's because you're brown. Not because you've shown up with many suitcases of unapproved, uninspected agricultural products.

Well i am not ten minutes in and already the author is being very very politically left and it's extraordinarily annoying. Here's hoping the author is able to evict Trump from where he's living rent free (in the author's head).