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I am 9 pages in. 9 pages... And a vampire named Eric tells a newly 18 year old Claire "I first found you some time ago, and I've been following you since then, waiting for you to ripen".

So he's admitted to stalking an underage girl? Absolute creep. She needs to shove a bulb of garlic where the sun doesn't shine and leave him to rot.

This is some weird vampire x human breed kink thing that I was not prepared for.

It's Claire's 18th birthday and she's already in her “I’ve wanted babies forever” era… girl, YOU are the baby.

Jealousy over her pregnant sister was absolutely wild.

“Bring me a man, Lord. And bring me babies too. Lots of them.”
Holy cringe Batman! Get this girl a cat stat!

Why do these types of books always find me? 😭

No.

Its been two and half seconds after being kidnapped and shes asking for anal. Women after my own heart

"with his urge hand he slipped his finger up between her legs, massaging the BUTTON at her front, while flapping at her folds.... "

Her fucken BUTTON, what are we five? Its a clit, say it with me, he massaged her fucken clit. This is utter trash and Im filled with regret

Horrible

Seriously guys, this book is the worst. I almost DNF last night. But I’m plowing through since the second book in the series has much higher ratings. So I’m trying to give this series a chance. I should get hazard pay. And a medal for this though.

Trash. Absolute trash. DNF at page 1. Sounds like a 10 year old writing her inner fantasies.

😂the reviews are not kidding, this is hilarious!!!!! A review was like “i love trashy vampire books but —— blah blah” and until now which is 3% of the book this is the trashiest vampire book i have ever read!!!! Seriously they should change this book from romance to comedy! 😂 cannot stop laughing!