Status Updates From Het huwelijkspact

Wow I really did think they were going to choose to become leaders of the pact! The pact would’ve been theirs to rule and change! Super shocked! But what happens after? Do they make it back home? Do they begin their lives? Do they divorce?

Holy fucking shit. This was a game to JoAnne the entire time!!! She did all of this to get to the top??? Were Alice and Jake a threat to her and Neil? Is that it?

What exactly does Jake plan on doing in Rathlin by talking to orla? What is she going to do?? He’s brave tho, I’ll give him that

ERIC IIS MISSING!!!!!! Holy fucking shit

Dangggggg she really did cheat! How could Alice be so stupid.

Joanne married the jumper!? What in the flying fuck!!! These people are so fucking twisted

These people are repulsive! A fucking torture chamber! How does Jake lying help anyone?!!!! He’s telling the truth!!! And if these people know every move, wouldn’t they know they didn’t have sex!? What is going on here! AND ALICE! Fucking leave her

Oh my seeet Jesus Christ. The way they’re torturing him. I would’ve passed out from the anxiety, ain’t no fucking way am I being tortured like this. I would’ve passed hyperventilate

What source is telling Gordon that Jake and JoAnne are having an affair?!!!!! GIRL IMAGINE ITS ALICE?!!!!! THAT SHE WANTS TO GET RID OF JAKE! Because if they’re being surveillanced, wouldn’t they have known these said stories?????

How the tables have turned! Alice being proven so wrong and Jake should be ashamed of himself thinking JoAnne was lying!!!!! She was telling the truth the entire time. A real life pact couple gone missing