Status Updates From The Crystal Cave (Arthurian...

Incorrect! In some medieval tales he had some sort of romance with Morgan le Fay, though apparently also troubled.

Also, according to the Brut Chronicle, Merlin's mom was named Adhan.

See, honestly? The version of Merlin in this summary is more interesting in the one in the actual novel.

Yeah, sure, GRIN about the person you murdered.

Oh, wait, cool, Uther's actually calling Merlin out for that. But no, you other shithead, Merlin isn't doing this "for his ambition." He's doing it for no reason because Stewart was TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ONE.

God: Thou shalt not murder. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Merlin: Well, I sure did murder people in order to facilitate adultery! Just like God wanted! 🤪

"HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME THAT THE STUPID AND IMMORAL THING I WANTED TO DO WAS BAD! WHAT, WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!"

Typo: "I could see that there there was blood on his face." Extra "there."

Cadal is dead. Now he's EXACTLY like Cerdic. Except that Cerdic didn't deserve to die.

(At this point I just hate every character and want this book to end.)

Oh, FUCK YOU, Merlin. Never has someone managed to be so loathsome and so boring at the same time.