Status Updates From Accumulation

“I hope so. If you want to be with me, then you’re with me. I don’t want you flirting with every skanky girl that comes into the store. OK?!”
“Yeah OK.”
“Good.” She grabbed his crotch. “Just remember to keep it in your pants bucko. Now get back to work.”
She let go of his jewels and flicked the CD across the counter to the customer, freeing him from limbo.'

"I like trying new things, but not in my butt.”

Making comparisons to bigger people and toxic masculinity is such a turn off. Like why is it needed to further your plot.

What does “obviously homosexual” in a workplace even mean? Mixed feelings here.