Status Updates From De meester en Margarita

Now this is the top-shelf stuff.

What if YOU were on a stroll with the editor-in-chief of the Soviet state-sponsored publication you wrote frivolous poems for and a FOREIGNER with unsettling heterochromatic eyes told your editor how he would DIE & claimed to have met PONTIUS PILATE….only for your editor to proceed to DIE moments later in the same exact fashion said foreigner predicted. And when you warn everyone, you get sent to the NUTHOUSE…