Status Updates From Miss Laila, Armed and Dange...

This is probably going to a favourite reads this year! 😍🧨

Why did she do that?! 😟

Also, author seems weirdly obsessed with men having or not having paunches. What is up with that?

"She has never crawled over a man without a sexual mission."
Ugh, I feel like the author can't help making as many references to sex as possible. Is anyone seriously going to have that thought in a collapsed building with a dying man and other human remains around?!

Would someone really talk like that to an interviewee, even if they're trying to rile them up and mock them? I'm finding them both annoying, to be honest.

Now here's a sentence I never expected to read 🤣
"Masturbation is, primarily, a story."

"... refined cultural orphans who have been retarded by English."
I can't tell if this is the character's view, or the (apparently omniscient) narrator's.

"Far away a giant cruise ship sails across the bay, like a beautiful novel about nothing."
Uhm...what? 😅