Status Updates From The Fall of the House of Us...

So when you have these week, even month-long bouts of inexplicable and imperturbable sleep…do you shit your pants? Does your body hold it in the entire month? Do you piss everywhere, or do you wake up with a UTI? Both!?

I’m sorry, you have a pet MONKEY and you expect me to care that you have a cat that acts kinda weird?? All cats act weird, where did the monkey come from tell me about the monkey!!!!!

Pit and the pendulum time, my favorite

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