Status Updates From Babysitting Nightmares: The...

This girl really hates this thing, claims she can kill it easily. Words don't mean shit lady, do it!

You want your baby back? Well you gotta kill it first! Okay yah makes sense, just like the other 2 "tests".

"We found the portal to the nightmare realm"

This is extremely irresponsible of this aunt to just take a bunch of teenage girls into this portal, like this is kidnapping lady, you shouldn't be doing this

Torturing the baby by playing a record!

Do something easily? Nah. Do something using a complicated riddle? Oh hell yes.

"Cooking something inside an egg will freak out the changling, forcing it out of the kid"

WHAT

Baby has razor sharp teeth now, cool

Oh the kids acting strange since the storm? Yah not creepy, you should definitely not worry

Oh yah trust the story she's telling you when you know SHE JUST PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU ABOUT BEING DEAD. Naive girls

Why don't you use your smart phone and make sure it actually rained where you were and if it says no, THEN SEEK HELP

Can we just eliminate singing from books? It never adds anything to the story, it just fills space and ups the word count, and the MC even said she's a shit singer and you made me have to listen to bad singing! Ugh.

He can't be that clingy of a baby if he didn't freak the fuck out when the mom left, just a mommas boy more than clingy imo

You all said you’d be cool today
So please for my sake
I can’t believe he’s gone
And I can’t believe you’re going
I can’t believe this family must die
Angel helped us believe in love
I can’t believe you disagree
I can’t believe this is goodbye

Not sure why this book has me thinking in RENT lyrics but here we are. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Maggie’s right about the Night Queen’s offering; chill out, y’all. 😒

Maggie gotta go; throw the whole friend away!

What’s going on with Maggie? Seriously, her behavior has been sus since chapter one!

Nah, Kyle and fam would be completely on their own!