Status Updates From I Believe in a Thing Called...

best. father. ever.

oh no

I don’t really like the phrase “ waggled your eyebrows”

are we sure Wes isn’t gay because he just said girl and I’ve never heard a straight man call a girl girl un jokingly

i hate Beowulf

Wait…yeah, wouldn’t your parents be kind of mad at you for doing graffiti and then PUBLICLY displaying it

has Luca been country this whole time…

also, just BTW, I would find a really cute that someone planned out a whole way to get me. I mean, planning a car crash is a bit much but it did end up leading to our first kiss so

since there can never just be 100 whole pages of peace and love in a romance novel, my guess for what the conflict is gonna be is that Luca gonna find out about the steps.

so this is just a list to make me feel lonelier 😒…

i just have a feeling this won’t last much outside of high school like they’re in the honeymoon phase rn

ohhh i see what you’re doing desi

aw hes being all cute and romantic and saying i like you…why aren’t you saying it backk

damn i did not think this step would be successful

lets not call him Caucasian lad wth

that was a quick breakup

oh god so shes gonna be THAT bitch. a gold digger but for famous boys. tricking someone into being with her to boost her followers. toying with his fucking emotions

oh shit….he actually got in trouble for that. i can feel the guilt through the page

uh i guess she didn’t, that’s wild

she oversold it

omg that was such a missed flirting opportunity and SO hot from luca

i cannot believe that this actually made him jealous……it actually worked

i wonder that every day too desi

thats actually hilarious

wes. son. no. absolutely not. in no world actually. how is this not gonna be awkward after…did we not think of the consequences..?

i would’ve folded like a nokia flip phone for wes ml

uh i guarantee you won bin is not

i thought desi didn’t date was because he was gay but i suppose not

awww