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Mardok: She’s the most important thing in the world to me.

Farli: Oh!
Mardok: That’s the piercing.

Farli: I want you to move again.
Mardok: Demanding little thing.

Mardok: I can’t wait to taste you. Been thinking about it all day.

Farli: Better?
Mardok: Always better when I’m touching you.

Mardok: Tell me if I do something you don’t like.

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Farli: Can I put my mouth on you?
Mardok: Absolutely.
Farli: …
Mardok: Ahhh!
Farli: …Did that hurt?
Mardok: Gods…I . . . I’m not sure I can handle that. Kef, and here I thought I was experienced. The moment you put your mouth on me, I’m ready to blow.

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Farli: It is just because it is pretty?
Mardok: Most are. Some are . . . useful. Like the one on my cock.

Liz: Sure, run away, chicken.

Josie: It doesn’t have anything to do with the sa-khui lack of a clitoris?
Niri: Clitoris? What is that?
Josie: Humans have a nub between their labial folds. It—

Mardok: I . . . ah . . .
Josie: Don’t be shy. Spit it out.
Niri: Pheromones. It’s a primitive, biological way of marking a female as belonging to a particular male. The spur secretes twice the pheromones than the rest of the body.

Josie: It’s about . . . anatomy.
Mardok: …
Josie: We want to know what the spur is for.
Mardok: Pardon?
Josie: The spur. It’s not a human thing. We want to know the purpose of it.
Liz: Biologically. We can’t figure it out.

Mardok: I shouldn’t feel so possessive, but I can’t help it.

Mardok: She’s mine.

Mardok: Hey! Don’t you keffing touch her!

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Mardok: No one will ever harm you while I am breathing.

Mardok: Kef off.

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Farli: Aww, he’s shy. That’s . . . sweet.

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Mardok: He’s an ass.

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Farli: I like this much better.

Niri: Just let me know where to send the wedding invite.

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Niri: It’s nothing, huh?