Status Updates From Read Herring Hunt (Mystery ...

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that anyone who owns a pet and thinks they will get to sleep later on the weekend than on weekdays must be delusional"

I haven't read a Mrs Pollifax mystery in years. I remember loving them, but that was probably 20 years ago, so who knows if I would still like them if I picked one up today.

Just once I want to read a cozy mystery where they set out to prove the police wrong, only to discover the police were right the whole time. If anyone has read one of those, please let me know. :)

"When she calmed down, she mixed up a concoction with aloe vera gel, honey, vitamin E oil, and baking soda."

For cuts and preventing scars. Not sure if it actually works or not

"But, as a grown woman in her mid-thirties, I shouldn’t have to buy a sweater I didn’t want to make my mom happy."

Such a 'nice guy' that he dragged his ex-girlfriend out the bookstore by her wrist as she said he hurting her. Seriously, I wouldn't doubt he murdered her.