Status Updates From White as Milk, Red as Blood...

"A magnificent wedding was held, and Ashfeather's father was invited to attend. The stepmother and her two daughters, however, remained at home, consumed by envy. And so they hanged themselves."

Wow, Franz Xaver von Schonwerth could give the brothers grimm a run for their money. 0_0

"As the danger grew ever closer, the youngest princess said, "I am going to turn myself into a rosebush, and I will change you into a rose so that you won't attract attention as she passes by."

Damn she really said I'll be the thorny bush that protects your delicate flower self. But also "Will you be my rose?" would be one hell of a pickup line.