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jesus

genuinely so confused

i really like this now

It was Wes who broke the spell by clapping his hands three times. “I feel like… I mean, take this however you want as long as it’s not badly, because dear God I don’t want to offend you, ever, but—for what you just did—I should offer myself to you sexually. And not like, ‘wee, fun for me’ sex. I mean I would let you penetrate me. Not that you’d want to. Or should. But… holy God, what was that? Kung fu?”

LMAO

need to finish this

“Done,” he said. “See?”
“Not good.”
“Was it clumsy?”
“No. Just not good.”

LMAO

“But then Man came. Man changed everything.”

yep.

Oooof I didn‘t expect this to hit this hard — from „we can never be cause I‘m straight“ and all, next thing it‘s a near death experience, and just like that, there is only one tent Naomi would like to enter. Plotwise, not totally convincing but the pull of the sensuality and all them layers to Ryn‘s experience of the world make up for it. I kinda don‘t want this to end.

can't say im loving this yet

Sorry Naomi but I’d let the twisted sexy monster stalk me any day. Guess I’m just better than you 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

This is good, damn