Status Updates From The Dead Queens Club

"The longer I fraternize with the classically popular crew, the less I understand them."

"Nothing says Queen Lina quite like a subtle reminder that she totally has God on her team."

"I may be the shittiest friend ever, but I am a goddamn fashion icon."

"She's fifty percent Miss America and fifty percent provoked pit bull."

Grief'll do that to you

"The rest of us get down to what you do at a dance: wait for it to be over."

"I'd hate to hear that somebody bled to death while you were solving a recreational murder."

If Katie is her best friend, why is Annie in on this prank?

"It's hilarious how much you care about a plastic crown."

"We were going to rock Lancaster so hard, they'd be talking about us for centuries."

The connections with this retelling are so cleve

"Point being, I'd definitely rather be running amok with Henry than euthanizing myself via editorial standards. And anyway, it's not like anyone remembers the nights they stayed in."