Status Updates From Girl From Mars

It’s nice and good paced. Perfect for the beach

Love these sentences " The UPC building looked the same as always, boring and marvellous and I took a few deep breaths outside it in order to strengthen my resolve. I was going to go in there like a five foot two blue haired hurricane."

So, Stevo got into a relationship, THEN they made d vow right? But she woke up 5 YEARS after d vow with a hungover & met d American guy whom coffee she drank few days back, after Stevo left her to go home & shag? Not making sense now.