Status Updates From Flowers from the Storm

respect her boundaries challenge FAILED

“you promised” to “tell me to stop” LILE SHE DID ONE SECOND AGO DONT PMO
but wtv makes her happy i guess

The way the servants do so much with so little appreciation like they have the whole house running lots to think about

And if I told you Mr. Timms is the greatest fictional father and greatest fictional man, you wouldn’t believe me, but it’d be true.

HE PUT ON RIDING CLOTHES BECAUSE HIS AUNT SENT HIM RIDING CLOTHES BECAUSE SHE WANTED HIM TO COME HOME — CAN ANYONE HEAR ME AHHHHHH

Oh shit I have to pivot to audio because the language is full of thee’s and thou’s.

Not being dramatic, but reading that the doctors had declared him dead but his dogs wouldn’t let anyone take him makes me want to scream into a canyon that echoes for hours

I was today years old when I realized Durham was technically a reverend/not really… I’m figuring my man out one line at a time