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Lo
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the most unrealistic thing about this is that there's not a single person named haley in the entire white, small town high school in montana
— Feb 03, 2026 01:02PM
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Lo
is on page 242 of 410
that randomly became so beautifully written and wonderfully deep and human?? hello?? why were those the best couple chapters i've read thus far lol i really enjoyed this section
— Jan 30, 2026 03:39PM
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Lo
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im liking this book but it feels like those pick me "im soooo skinny" girl memes. except reversed. it feels like every other page this guy's like "im so huge it's crazy" or "his gaze lingered on me a little longer because i was just so gargantuan" (this is an actual paraphrase from an actual line i just read). like bro i get it you told me from page 1 you're really tall and heavy i GET ITTTTTT
— Jan 19, 2026 08:43PM
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Lo
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aaron the supposed bully is actually quite silly once he's outside of his toxic friend group and has now met god. reminds me of zuko becoming a silly, awkward little guy after deciding not to be evil anymore
— Jan 12, 2026 09:17PM
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Maya
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Joanna and I both bought this from Barnes and Noble in 2018 and I’m finally getting to it
— Jan 09, 2026 11:27PM
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