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Girl: they broke in while we were in bed and killed him! I escaped out the back with nothing but this Moomoo on! Please help he’s dead!
Dirk: First things first, go in the bathroom and clean that makeup off you got it all over your face.
— Aug 06, 2026 06:38AM
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Dirk: First things first, go in the bathroom and clean that makeup off you got it all over your face.












