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How to Murder Your Life
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Cat Marnell

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Angela is on page 103 of 384

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Sara Braun is on page 58 of 384

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Sarah Hunt is 65% done

I would start beating Marco into a bloody pulp

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Louise Donohoe is on page 292 of 384

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Louise Donohoe is on page 205 of 384

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Ayan A is on page 362 of 384

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Danielle is on page 100 of 384

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Vitória Passos is on page 337 of 384

The girls were the tannest drug addicts I’d ever seen, with long hair, Victoria’s Secret PINK sweatpants, and smoky eyes. Everyone looked nineteen years old.

I threw on my white Alexander Wang jeans, a glow-in-the-dark plastic rosary, and my white Helmut Lang leather straitjacket.

I walked out onto the street and put my headphones on. It’s Britney, bitch. relatable

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Ayan A is on page 231 of 384

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Vitória Passos is on page 271 of 384

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