Status Updates From Hierax (Star Guardians, #4)

Oh sure he’s ostensibly on the spectrum. Ok.

THIS DOG BEST NOT DIE

Oh of course; why not

NOW IS NOT THE TIME

Low key stressing to the point where I had to check the next book for something

“When I was nine, I remember playing ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ on my sister’s violin as I sang along at the top of my voice.”
Respect.

This series will never make me want to watch SG1 so just STOP IT

Jesus fucking CHRIST Juanita

Man I bet this is too technical for a lot of folks but I am lovinggggg this

Pluto isn’t a planet

“Women liked cleaning, didn’t they? They at least liked things to be clean.”
I hope she knees him in the nuts for this bullshit

“She was sarcastic and had a pessimistic streak he thought was healthy.”
Mary Sue af right here.

I didn’t watch Event Horizon but yo.

“She tried not to extend the analogy to the Africanized bees back in Arizona that had been known to kill people by swarming them and stinging them to death.”
EXCUSE ME.

I appreciate the chosen one being the black woman this time around

I mean this is really hitting my sweet spot: spacemath!

Man do these guys even write music the same way though

Golden ratio is universal I guess

Correct opinion re: man buns is correct.

“He didn’t need the help of a woman from some backward planet that could barely launch a rocket out of its own atmosphere.”
I might even enjoy this guy’s inevitable humbling.

“Hierax also had a lot of his favorite tools stored in various places on the planet. He cringed at the idea of them being destroyed by some warhead lobbed from space.”
Oh there are tools all right

Ok...we’ve got “rich brown skin”...so far, no food comparisons so that’s exciting.