Status Updates From A Little Princess

I never realized one of my favorite movies as a kid was based on a book. This is KMS material. Can't wait to devour this, I used to watch that movie on loop.

Woah man watching a little girl you barely know sleep is a little creepy

No no no darling Sara. To be a princess is to know which spoon to use, to be a princess is a thousand pairs of shoes. To maintain a regal gait, leave the parsley on your plate, and be charming but detached,
And yet amused. Obviously.