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Sarah
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Ok wow, we're really leaving in the guy who may or may not have been murdered in Kenya? Was her editor ever reading the book?
— Jan 11, 2026 08:50PM
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Sarah
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Ooooh crash dieting. This lady was def an almond mom for her kids but is now living it up.
— Jan 11, 2026 08:42PM
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Sarah
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Wait I had to go back because I couldn't stop thinking about how Mason dated the local "tramp" and didn't want people to know they were dating. He was totally sleeping with her then and just didn't want people to know but then also treated her horribly because people gossiped. What a shitty man.
— Jan 11, 2026 10:10AM
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