Status Updates From Unmentionable: The Victoria...

This shit pisses me off but I paid $3 for the ebook so I’m sunk cost fallacy-ing myself into death by annoyance. I need a quality book on Victorian life after this to wash the taste out of my mouth

“Have you ever looked at the covers of your mother’s trashy romances and wondered if those women were pushing away their kilted, oily-chested lovers not because of deep rivalry between their equally sexy clans, but because it was her time of the month and she didn’t want his greasy man-breath anywhere near her?” No I never thought that 😑Jesus Christ this is insufferable, yet here I am, still reading

Ok did not know about wiping asses with wet bare corncobs, the thought of a shit covered corn cob is revolting but now that I think about it they would make a decent wiping tool if you didn’t have toilet paper

Ok I hadn’t actually checked the publication date or author age before reading, still haven’t in fact, but all doubts I had of this being written by a millennial were erased when I read how we should use Victorian toilet habits to move our daughters through their “tragically deluded princess phase” and hopefully “scoot her right into her infinitely more pleasant horses and Harry Potter phase.”😭

I’m so annoyed I paid $3 for this. I don’t need you tell me that if I lived in the past I would’ve likely not been one of the wealthy few, like holy shit what are we five years old? This is a book about history, sex, the more taboo and the ordinary-but-grimy aspects of life in the Victorian era. I’m going to try and push through this god awful writing style to see if I can glean some good facts

Not off to a great start and only a few pages in. The condescending tone is obnoxious. Also pretty sure anyone picking up this book knows that the Victorian era wasn’t as prim and proper as some media would have us believe. That’s kind of the whole point in seeking out a book like this.

Love peering into the past tomfoolery that was imposed on women so deeply from every aspect of life. #ImAFuckingLady