Status Updates From Skin Deep

The computer plotted the trajectory of the asteroid in greater detail. The asteroid passed just outside the moon’s orbit. At its current speed, 20,000 kilometers per second, it would impact in about 20 seconds. — what’s the point of the lookout then, when it only lets us know with a 20 second advance?? That’s worse than no warning at all

He dreamed of fame and notoriety. He wanted to be like Carl Sagan, Bill Nye, or Neil DeGrasse Tyson; a household name. — says a character named Chad Dickhaut :D