Status Updates From Sigils and Spells

oh my god this is so bad LEARN TO WRITE

Oh stfu you're a murdering, sociopathic, inconsitent bitch and you deserve nothing but to be treated like the animal you are.

"I try to avoid immortals."

"I take it you're not a fan of immortals?"

akghihblotkjmh

oh boo hoo the little murdering sociopath lost her hair

GET FUCKED

guys I blinked and now the car's on fire wtf happened

this bitch is a disgusting, nonsensical little shit and I want to kick her face in until she dies

"I'd be fighting to prove my species until the day I died."

"I made a point of maintaining secrecy on my website."

This, dear readers, is called a moron.

ARE YOU DONE RUBBING YOUR DISGUSTING MARY SUENESS IN MY FACE YOU WHORISH ROTTEN CUNT???

UH NO, YOU DIDN'T JUST BRING FUCKING ARCHANGELS TO CHECK A FUCKING CONTRACT FOR SOME BITCH WHO CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HER FUCKING POWERS

FUCK OFF YOU WHORE

this going to be bad too isn't it

So we're at 1 good book and the only sensible review tells me there's another one, can't wait to see it

HALFWAY DONE AHGIAGAH

jesus this is slow

Ok false alarm it looks like this is a series of stand-alones. I swear they just put the 2 to fuck with me.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DID IT AGAIN???? FUCK YOU

OH MY GOD WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE '''EVIL''' GIRLS WITH BOOBS AND MAKEUP NAMED TRISHA??? WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SHAME GIRLS WHO AREN'T ASHAMED OF THEIR BODIES????

die

OF FUCKING COURSE THEY'D MENTION TRUMP AHFJGHALJRGV

STOP TALKING PLEASE

THIS IS SO BORING

HAHAHAHA

You want me to believe that the American government, after being invaded by an otherworldly force, outlawed guns, freedom of speech and assembly????

HOW ABOUT FUCKING NO

HOW DERANGED ARE YOU

This is such an Arielle Queen rip-off I just -_- at least that was fucking insane with plot twists and time travel and body switching

THIS IS SO BORING

MOVE

omg that infodumping

"Thor missed his hammer, Mjolnir"

"one of Yggdrassil's roots- the tree that connected all of the nine realms"

"I never should've tempted the Norns, those women of fate"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

THIS IS BOOK 3

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

ah yes bc bisexuality isn't a thing right

zzzz SOMETHING HAPPEN ALREADY I'M PICKING UP DUST