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Tirian is just full of good advice. To Jill, "if you must weep, sweetheart, turn your face aside and see you wet not your bow string." To Eustace, "Do not scold like a kitchen girl..." This was just after they watched a bunch of Dwarves slaughter a herd of talking horses

Wow, a dwarf in the crowd just called the Calormarene a 'darkie', an overt use of racialized language in a series that has often dipped into racism

Eustace voices his concern they may have been in a train accident just as arriving in Narnia

The invasion and take over of Cair Paravel happened off screen, that was certainly a choice

Oh, we got a little more Narnia history, including a mention of King Frank and why everyone thought those islands in Dawn Treader were part of Narnia

"This Ginger, Sire- oh, he's a slyboots if ever a cat was-..."

Clearly he hasn't met my cat

I'm actually with the dwarves on this one. They are told they were being sold into slavery by an ape and a fake Aslan so now they don't want any Aslan or any king and want to look after themselves and Eustace acts like they're ungrateful swine for not giving him a trophy for helping them

If there's one thing this book wants to emphasize, it's that Aslan is not a tame lion

Tirian is mad at Jill and calling her disobedient when she came there to help him and doesn't really answer to him even if he is king of Narnia and she did a very useful thing finding the false Aslan so Tirian sounds like a dick

"come, children, let us put on blackface"

Eustace 's story about how they got there and didn't use the rings is concerning

Also considering what a miserable time Jill has in the Silver Chair I'm surprised she wanted to come back. She gets sent on a miserable journey, almost eaten by giants after being lost in a snowstorm, faces a witch in a dark underground city of gnomes, then gets to go watch an old man die in front of his son.

A confusing dream sequence counts seven friends of Narnia, if the two olds are Cedric and Polly, and the two youngs are Eustace and Jill, then it would seem we're missing one of the four, and it must be Susan...

Tá maneiro até agora, pena que o alto rei Pedro não veio para Nárnia e mandou o pirralho do Eustaquio.
(PS.: acho que todos os protagonistas antigos vão aparecer no final estilo end game)

The brown-faced men smell like garlic and onions

OMG they've said Aslan is not a tame lion like five times now!

Boy, both Lewis and Tolkien and their evil, scimitar-wielding foreigners

Omg the king just chopped off someone's head and the unicorn stabbed someone in the heart with his horn, these two are fucking around