Status Updates From The Threat (Animorphs, #21)

TOBIAS BETTER NOT BE DEAD, WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME MR SKIP, HES THE BEST CHARACTER 😭 anyways, I hate David, I said it before I’ll say it again Hes so annoying, also if he actually killed Tobias I’m going to throw hands. 😊

My memories of the infamous “David Trilogy” are vague, but when Marco almost got trapped as a flea and “demorphed” into a fifty pound insect - oof, I remember that horror.

"And it could have worked.
"Could have. If … if I’d stopped to think about just how well a great horned owl can see at night. And just how recognizable the President is. And just how long it takes to put on a tuxedo."

Animorphs drinking game: Ax mentions his not understanding wearing clothing for things other than protection from the elements YET FUCKING AGAIN.