Status Updates From The Proposal (Animorphs, #35)

“Ax is the only member of his species within a trillion miles; you're a pacifist who spends half her time battling aliens; Jake is just a dumb jock trying to play General Eisenhower; Rachel is about 3mm away from morphing permanently into the Terminator; and, oh, by the way, Tobias is a bird who lives in a tree and eats mice for breakfast. We are not exactly the poster children for Mental Health week."