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Enkidu was always going to die like he got set up fr

Gilgamesh is sorta lame fr bc like what is he even giving this long speech for…he really doesn’t like Enkidu and it’s giving triangulation

Bahahahah

But lowkey how did the conversation start like this and he ends up manic pixie dream girling her


Ugh Ishtar is so misunderstood like clearly the men have mommy issues and she doesn’t want to be pedestalized (just made this word up) JUSTICE FOR ISHTAR

Ishtar wants Gilgamesh bad like hang it up

“The meaning of the dream is this. The father of the gods has given you kingship, such is your destiny, everlasting life is not your destiny. Because of this do not be sad at heart, do not be grieved or oppressed. He has given your power to bind and to loose, to be the darkness and the light of mankind.”

“Gilgamesh the king is about to celebrate marriage with the Queen of Love, and he still demands to be first with the bride, the king to be first and the husband to follow, for that was ordained by the gods from his birth.”

Baby what….