Status Updates From Ms Ice Sandwich

this is gonna be a hit, i can tell

This book is really irking me.. and I can't figure out why. The introspection of this boy is making me dizzy. The grandmother is the only likeable character to me, and she can't move or speak lol what does that say about me?

I can't read on my phone for so long my eyes hurt but if I could I would've finished this way too long ago:)
It's really good so far