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"I prefer my marriages to be inconvenient"

I love you

EXEMPLARY VEGETABLE
(good kugel)

THE ENTAILMENT

WICKHAM BUYING LIZZY AND LYDIA/CHARLOTTE CHEESE ON PAGE 200

1. Of course Helen's house is in the Berkshires
2. That's hilarious to me specifically because my (paused) Jewish Northanger Abbey retreat is partially set in the Berkshires

The pacing of this book is WILD - we just got to Jane getting trapped at the Bingley's

There is a DISTINCT lack of Darcy-surrogate thus far and I am peeved.

Ari shut up go annoy Helen

OMG JEREMY IS CHARLOTTE NOT LYDIA HEHEEEEE

My demented cackling going on rn

Not the "handsomest (wo)man in the room" speech a third of the way in 😂

Ari, I'm sure you're a lovely Nice Jewish Boy™️ but Elizabeth Bennet you are not

Love and jalapeno bagels

The footnotes are really annoying - and this is coming from a footnote apologist. Like, why don't the goyim have to look shit up when they just expect me to know Jesus things? I think they should have to work harder than they do for once.