Status Updates From The Wicked Deep

“He would probably bet his life that I am not one of them. And he would be wrong.”
Don’t tell me that’s foreshadowing…

“But I won’t lose the one I love now.”
YES GIRL. GO AFTER WHAT YOU WANT QUEEN. GET HIM.

“For the life we never got to have”
I’m sobbing.

Wait I’m confused

I KNEW SHE WAS HAZEL I SAID IT RAHAHHAHAHA I KNEW IT YES

They’re so in love??? Like what’s coming for us here I’m scared

Imagine she’s actually hazel and the last boy to be killed will be Bo and then her dad will rise from the day and say dude what and she’ll be all omg papa hello and then yeah

“Aqueous and lucid” what scrumptious vocabulary

Wait no, I bet he’s Hazel. It’s a drag king situation

Is she hazel

Imagine one of the sisters tries enchanting a gay boy, and they whisper in his ear and he’s like “girl you need a mint, that sea water ain’t doing you any favours” and just like boom rejected and she’s so embarrassed that boom curse broken #gaysavestheworld

Uhhh what do you mean slits your throat… what’s coming…

“You broke her hold on me.”
“I couldn’t let her have you.”
AYAYAYAHHAHA THEY SO IN LOOOOOOOVE

OH MY GOOOOOAHAHAHJAKSNWNQPPQKDBRBR RHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YESSSSJJSKSLSLSKS KISS KISS KISS SMOOCH TIME OMG ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGG 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

It’s giving Percy chasing Annabeth in the siren scene

So it’s actually really messed up that tourists celebrate with a festival when boys drown every year… why are we celebrating this. You don’t live here. Go to a potato festival or something