Status Updates From L'iliade

I’ve literally just gotten past the introduction and ngl I did skip the translator’s note

I really recommend listening to this in an audiobook format. It enhances the experience a lot as it was originally meant to be experienced that way.

Also it’s funny when they all argue with each other.

Ares: why does Athena get praised for killing mortals but I get scorned?

Zeus: Because I hate you and if you weren’t my child I would have kicked you out of Olympus.

Meanwhile:

Achilles: MOMMMM people are being mean to me!!!!! *starts sobbing*