Status Updates From Zen Alpha: NOT a Shifter/Mp...

Oh good, this book. I should've checked the reviews first. I'm dying. Whoever heard of 'effervescent cum'? Or a tongue that reaches the prostate? And the MC is not likeable. Someone save me...

Tell me that did not just happen? gah!

Sex with no condom after just finding out your ex cheated on you with multiple partners? Selfish and irresponsible.

"I hate drama" he said - whilst being THE ONLY ONE in a 50 mile radius who was creating drama

No wonder he is crying. I am crying too, but from laughter. "He swallowed him down, like a snake eating a gopher"? "He licked his hole like a cow cleaning her newborn calf"?

Wow, so 30% in and I am really hating one of the MC's. neutral about the other. Only character I actually like is the cat.

Thank god I'm done...
I Personally disliked every part of that book.....
So.. Review will follow at some point...

OH. MY. GOD....
I CANNOT EVEN WITH THIS BOOK RIGHT NOW...
WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS RANDOM BULLSHIT JUST THROW IN.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.
WHY... JUST FUCKING WHY..
DONE.... COMPLETELY DONE...

NO….
He's still not a fucking "Alpha" and even if he actually was an "Alpha" that still does not excuse his fucking bullshit actions, he's a motherfucking douchebag piece of crap.
So fucking over this book. UUGGHHHHHHH

mc1: I'm gonna call you kitten, you would make a good kitten.
mc2: well I'm gonna call you puppy
mc1: what did you call your ex?
mc2: I called him daddy...

*Rolls Eyes* Seriously..... Dead....

"you are such a drama queen... That's part of the Gay thing right?"

AAAAAAHHHHH. OMFG.. WTF?!?!?!?!!?
I'm soooo close to the end.. But I still completely and fully dislike this book with every part of my being..

OMFG 😧😧😧😳😳😳😩😩😩😩

"he's an Alpha male, they're just like that"
"pretty sure Alpha doesn't mean Asshole"...
SMDH...

There's a right way to write in humiliation kink and make it sound good.
And I don't think this is it... At all...
(If that's even what's happening here)
5% into the book when you don't know anything about the Characters yet and one is just mentally tearing down the other... Not a great start...

What The Actual Fuck is happening right now..
I ALREADY FUCKING HATE THIS GUY.
WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG... REALLY!?
mc2: You've gained a few pounds Huh??
mc2: you seem a little bloated, maybe you just need to use the bathroom
mc2: I don't feel like checking the oil this morning, but you can suck me
mc1: Wants to hide and check his weight on the scale..
NO. JUST NO. THAT IS NOT OK, OR THE WAY "REAL ALPHA MEN" ACT

Oh my god!!! If Jackson's a douche...I have no words for Bradley's momma...I'ma gonna slap a bitch, now!!!

15% which is not quite 30 minutes in on a 3 hr. audio book and the one thing I know for sure is that Bradley needs to learn the difference between Alpha male and a**hole male...because Bradley I don't know how to tell you this but Jackson's the latter not the former, ffs!!! Get a clue darlin'