Status Updates From Sodom Road Exit

whhy is she being annoying

Okay man, this book is not working for me. I'm nodding along while Starla says that one of her mum's ex boyfriends was named Nöel and had a beard that smelt of christmas trees; I fall out of my seat when she says she hates herself being turned on at the smell of a real tree. Imma head out, maybe some other time.

I feel like I can only see weird things in this book; Starla observing about her mother "Her huge breasts beached on top of her belly make her look like some sort of magnificent mermaid. Maybe she came from the lake? Am I a human child she stole?" Is there an actual specific purpose to noticing mummy's tits? Is this considered to be regular? I feel like my grasp on sanity is being tested a little.

Nah actually, I hate mom too, very nice.

Dude is this protagonist fucking deranged? Maybe I'm not in the right mindframe for this one... Does this book fucking suck? Fuck, man.

"Women's hips are spellbinding after they've been fucked. Men too, actually. Except there's often less hip and more shoulder sway with a guy's goodbye march."

Spooky season. I'm so fuckin' ready, let's fuckin' goooooo!