Status Updates From The King's Men (All for the...

they hate each other so much (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

🤪🤪🤪

whenever andrew and neil start to kiss it immediately cuts to sports like am i being censored in my own gay book

"Neil Abram Josten."

Czytanie tego w szkole to samobojstwo

it is kinda funny that we spend 2 1/2 books with the foxes telling neil “you’re fucked up. and one day you’re gonna explain it.” and truly this whole lola experience is like yeah , yeah he’s got a reason. and it’s a good one!

To był bardzo skuteczny sposób do zepsucia sobie dnia

"Dziękuję. Byłeś niesamowity"

PORYCZALAN SIE W AUTOBUSIE

Halo, Junior? Pamiętasz mnie?

“But you know what? You're right. I can't afford to be quiet.”
cut to kevin and wymack simultaneously putting their heads in their hands. neil is literally that lelo and stich meme in kevin’s minds eye: neil cackling w lightning in the background with a bunch of microphones pointed at him

for all that we know about nicky being the weakest member of the foxes on the court, he still must be so damn good. actually having to competently defend against d1 teams is CRQZY. like either that was the sharpest learning curve in the world, 1 year of kevin 2 years total, or he was secretly incredible at exy at conversion camp and played recreationally in germany or something