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“I passed the kitchen and noticed a Jane Austen novel on the table. Mother was reading nineteenth-century literature. This could only mean one thing: She was disturbed.”

“It was a white cotton oxford type shirt, worn under a suit jacket. Anyone could buy it at Kmart for twelve dollars. He probably paid fifty bucks for it. He looked the type to deliberately spend too much money for something.”