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I’m very happy you can tell she hurt his feelings lol 😂

The fact that she thinks he’s handsome but he says she’s not beautiful and thinks he only feels in love bc of oxytocin in sex? And then he thinks that she’ll like this? It’s so so disrespectful lol

And then he insults the hell out of her character and personality and family would piss me off even more. This woman can’t catch a break first Jasper and then Charles. She attracts men who just like how she makes them feel but don’t really like her lol 😂

I just watched the two pride and prejudice adaptation proposal scenes to recontexualise this Darcy’s love confession and this one is actually so similarly bad 😭😭 maybe im petty but him starting of saying she’s not beautiful would piss me off so bad that I don’t think I would ever come back from that. Like canonically it means he thinks Jane is pretty yet Liz is ugly and then he gets with her?