Status Updates From The Right Time

Sex is like riding a bike. Sweaty and uncomfortable and leaves you a little sore in the saddle.

'You can't just do whatever you want when you're a parent.'

Is it still 'our' car when you're separated? Hmm...

'If Craig wanted to try sailing, she would have overcome her fear of deep water . . . She didn't know how on earth she was supposed to prepare herself for this, and her time was running out.'

'No matter what you've seen in the movies, no girl wants to be surprised by the ring.'

Should a couple stay together for the sake of the kids? . . . 'We wanted to wait for the right time, when it would have the least impact on Sam and Kate.'

Oh my god, these adult children are so selfish!! I am really liking the retired parents finally selling up after raising their 5 children, going travelling and enjoying their life before they die. Good for them.